Saturday Night Live opening commercial

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The Saturday Night Live opening commercial is usually a spoof of a real commercial found on television at that time, and is commonly shown after the host's opening monologue. The gag generally replaces the product for sale with something fantastical, or alters the characters involved to provide comedy.

List of popular commercials:

Bass-O-Matic
Bathroom Monkey
Bennifer Airways - parody of the long-defunct airline Braniff International
Budweiser Light
Canis: Cologne for Dogs
Clucky Chicken (Phil Hartman)
Colon Blow - parody of high fiber cereals (notably Total), in which a man is told he'd need 30,000 bowls of his usual cereal to get the fiber in a single bowl of Colon Blow.
Corn Chip Nail Clips (Tracey Morgan and Maya Rudolph)
Compulsion (a "Calvin Kleen" disinfectant, mocking "Obsession")
Cookie Dough Sport - parody of Gatorade
Crystal Gravy - parody of the clear cola craze
Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice - parody of erectile dysfunction treatments
Grayson Moorhead Securities
Happy Fun Ball
Home Security Decoy
Huggies Thong
Lemon Glow
Nerf Crotchbats - parody of Nerf products
McIntosh Post-It Notes (sic) - parody of the Apple Newton MessagePad
Mercury Mistress
Michael Jordan Feminine Hygiene Products, Michael Jordan X-Rated Video Library
Mohawk Master
Old Glory Insurance - special insurance that covers the elderly against death by robot attack
Oops I Crapped My Pants
Penzoil (as endorsed by Maya Angelou)
Quarry (a breakfast cereal made from rocks)
Rubik's Grenade (1982) -- rubik's cube parody; "Maybe the last puzzle you'll never solve."
Schmitt's Gay (Chris Farley & Adam Sandler) - Beer commercial parody. The two are housesitting and are discouraged because of the dirty condition of the house's pool. However, the pool is magically transformed into a clean pool full of attractive, and apparently gay, men.
Shimmer
The Love Toilet (Victoria Jackson & Kevin Nealon)
Swill (a disgusting unpure bottled water)
Super Happy Fun Ball
Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor (Tracy Morgan & Tim Meadows)
Yard-a-Pult, catapulting unwanted trash over your fence